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This is Hawkins the harpy-man. Hawkins was once the love of Tusbatan’s life. He would do anything for her and she loved it. However, Hawkins grew jealous of Tsubatan’s flirtatious behavior and was dumped, hard. Distraught and heartbroken, Hawkins would eventually find his way to the BAB (the Butler’s association of Blackstar). Under the tutelage of Butlstar, Hawkins trained to become the ultimate gentleman. Unfortunately, Hawkins mental anguish and lingering feelings for Tsubatan caused him to leave to BAB before he could complete his trainning. He eventually resurfaced much later as one of the most desired men on planet Balckstarx21!! He has amassed a collection of shiny things so large, it’s said to be visible from space!! Hawkins uses his vast wealth to throw some of the most extravagant and ritzy parties the planet has ever seen. All the big wigs show up celebrities and diplomats alike! He’s truly the life of the party, that fan dance he does is a riot!!! Hawkins is truly a playboy billionaire and outstanding humanitarian.Though, no one’s every really hung out with him outside of work or parties. In fact, he prefers to live alone, no one is allowed on his property, after hours, without express permission.  It’s said that strange noises can be heard coming from his mansion some evenings. Most report hearing loud arguing and violent thrashing….. “Fan”
This is Hawkins the harpy-man. Hawkins was once the love of Tusbatan’s life. He would do anything for her and she loved it. However, Hawkins grew jealous of Tsubatan’s flirtatious behavior and was dumped, hard. Distraught and heartbroken, Hawkins would eventually find his way to the BAB (the Butler’s association of Blackstar). Under the tutelage of Butlstar, Hawkins trained to become the ultimate gentleman. Unfortunately, Hawkins mental anguish and lingering feelings for Tsubatan caused him to leave to BAB before he could complete his trainning. He eventually resurfaced much later as one of the most desired men on planet Balckstarx21!! He has amassed a collection of shiny things so large, it’s said to be visible from space!! Hawkins uses his vast wealth to throw some of the most extravagant and ritzy parties the planet has ever seen. All the big wigs show up celebrities and diplomats alike! He’s truly the life of the party, that fan dance he does is a riot!!! Hawkins is truly a playboy billionaire and outstanding humanitarian.Though, no one’s every really hung out with him outside of work or parties. In fact, he prefers to live alone, no one is allowed on his property, after hours, without express permission.  It’s said that strange noises can be heard coming from his mansion some evenings. Most report hearing loud arguing and violent thrashing….. “Fan”

This is Hawkins the harpy-man.

Hawkins was once the love of Tusbatan’s life. He would do anything for her and she loved it. However, Hawkins grew jealous of Tsubatan’s flirtatious behavior and was dumped, hard. Distraught and heartbroken, Hawkins would eventually find his way to the BAB (the Butler’s association of Blackstar). Under the tutelage of Butlstar, Hawkins trained to become the ultimate gentleman. Unfortunately, Hawkins mental anguish and lingering feelings for Tsubatan caused him to leave to BAB before he could complete his trainning.

He eventually resurfaced much later as one of the most desired men on planet Balckstarx21!! He has amassed a collection of shiny things so large, it’s said to be visible from space!! Hawkins uses his vast wealth to throw some of the most extravagant and ritzy parties the planet has ever seen. All the big wigs show up celebrities and diplomats alike! He’s truly the life of the party, that fan dance he does is a riot!!!

Hawkins is truly a playboy billionaire and outstanding humanitarian.Though, no one’s every really hung out with him outside of work or parties. In fact, he prefers to live alone, no one is allowed on his property, after hours, without express permission.  It’s said that strange noises can be heard coming from his mansion some evenings. Most report hearing loud arguing and violent thrashing…..

“Fan”

This guy is actually based of a character I made in another game. Try and guess which game it is. This is M. Huntah!!! The M. is for Master, I swear. M. Huntah is in every sense of the word a survivor, he prefers to live out in the wilderness as opposed to modern society.  The luxieres of a home make a person soft in his eyes, he won’t even sleep anywhere close to a bed or bed like construct. No, M. Huntah prefers the nitty gritty, he likes to get his hands dirty and experience the world in the rawest way possible. His hands are so rough the skin around his fingers have become as durable as steel. He wears the brightest colors possible to give his opponents an advantage in battle he is also strictly against the use of any weapons. Instead he prefers to subdue his targets with his bare hands and nothing more. He is an excellent brawler no one is as resourceful or cunning in a fight than M.huntah. Due to his transformation into a cyclops and feral lifestyle M.Huntah has trouble distinguishing between what can an can’t be eaten. You don’t even have to be food shaped to become his target, he looks at you with the same cold eye(s) a hungry tiger would….…. he’s been known to eat garbage as well (like a raccon) “GotYa”
This guy is actually based of a character I made in another game. Try and guess which game it is. This is M. Huntah!!! The M. is for Master, I swear. M. Huntah is in every sense of the word a survivor, he prefers to live out in the wilderness as opposed to modern society.  The luxieres of a home make a person soft in his eyes, he won’t even sleep anywhere close to a bed or bed like construct. No, M. Huntah prefers the nitty gritty, he likes to get his hands dirty and experience the world in the rawest way possible. His hands are so rough the skin around his fingers have become as durable as steel. He wears the brightest colors possible to give his opponents an advantage in battle he is also strictly against the use of any weapons. Instead he prefers to subdue his targets with his bare hands and nothing more. He is an excellent brawler no one is as resourceful or cunning in a fight than M.huntah. Due to his transformation into a cyclops and feral lifestyle M.Huntah has trouble distinguishing between what can an can’t be eaten. You don’t even have to be food shaped to become his target, he looks at you with the same cold eye(s) a hungry tiger would….…. he’s been known to eat garbage as well (like a raccon) “GotYa”

This guy is actually based of a character I made in another game. Try and guess which game it is.

This is M. Huntah!!! The M. is for Master, I swear. M. Huntah is in every sense of the word a survivor, he prefers to live out in the wilderness as opposed to modern society.  The luxieres of a home make a person soft in his eyes, he won’t even sleep anywhere close to a bed or bed like construct. No, M. Huntah prefers the nitty gritty, he likes to get his hands dirty and experience the world in the rawest way possible. His hands are so rough the skin around his fingers have become as durable as steel.

He wears the brightest colors possible to give his opponents an advantage in battle he is also strictly against the use of any weapons. Instead he prefers to subdue his targets with his bare hands and nothing more. He is an excellent brawler no one is as resourceful or cunning in a fight than M.huntah.

Due to his transformation into a cyclops and feral lifestyle M.Huntah has trouble distinguishing between what can an can’t be eaten. You don’t even have to be food shaped to become his target, he looks at you with the same cold eye(s) a hungry tiger would….…. he’s been known to eat garbage as well (like a raccon)

“GotYa”

These are Singmesong!!! Vastly tall and lanky creatures, they roam the planet searching for things they find cute. What compels them to search for cute things is still unknown. What is known is that they’re attracted to high concentrations of cuteness, if you see them roaming in the wild they are most certainly off to the next cutest thing they can find. When in the presence of cuteness they put on a spectacular light show and fawn over their cute thing(s) for hours.  Singmesong vary in height between 2 and 6 stories high. despite their emmese size and presence Singmesong are actually quite light. The halos above their heads alter their gravity making them virtually weightless. They do this so as to not trample whatever cute thing they find along their journey. In the presence of danger they can become quite heavy.  They sing beautifully too, groups of them together are said to produce the most relaxing melodies you’ve ever hear. Literally, the songs they sing resonate in your brain causing it to relax the body to a near sleep-like state.Some people track the Singmesong movements or try and produce things that are really cute just to hear them sing……junkies…. They don’t all have rabbit ears. some have kitty ears and bear ears too “LAaaa”
These are Singmesong!!! Vastly tall and lanky creatures, they roam the planet searching for things they find cute. What compels them to search for cute things is still unknown. What is known is that they’re attracted to high concentrations of cuteness, if you see them roaming in the wild they are most certainly off to the next cutest thing they can find. When in the presence of cuteness they put on a spectacular light show and fawn over their cute thing(s) for hours.  Singmesong vary in height between 2 and 6 stories high. despite their emmese size and presence Singmesong are actually quite light. The halos above their heads alter their gravity making them virtually weightless. They do this so as to not trample whatever cute thing they find along their journey. In the presence of danger they can become quite heavy.  They sing beautifully too, groups of them together are said to produce the most relaxing melodies you’ve ever hear. Literally, the songs they sing resonate in your brain causing it to relax the body to a near sleep-like state.Some people track the Singmesong movements or try and produce things that are really cute just to hear them sing……junkies…. They don’t all have rabbit ears. some have kitty ears and bear ears too “LAaaa”

These are Singmesong!!!

Vastly tall and lanky creatures, they roam the planet searching for things they find cute. What compels them to search for cute things is still unknown. What is known is that they’re attracted to high concentrations of cuteness, if you see them roaming in the wild they are most certainly off to the next cutest thing they can find. When in the presence of cuteness they put on a spectacular light show and fawn over their cute thing(s) for hours. 

Singmesong vary in height between 2 and 6 stories high. despite their emmese size and presence Singmesong are actually quite light. The halos above their heads alter their gravity making them virtually weightless. They do this so as to not trample whatever cute thing they find along their journey. In the presence of danger they can become quite heavy. 

They sing beautifully too, groups of them together are said to produce the most relaxing melodies you’ve ever hear. Literally, the songs they sing resonate in your brain causing it to relax the body to a near sleep-like state.Some people track the Singmesong movements or try and produce things that are really cute just to hear them sing……junkies….

They don’t all have rabbit ears. some have kitty ears and bear ears too

“LAaaa”

This is Chack the Vast and tremendous. Chack is an ancient being (like Xieg) and one of the most powerful magic users on Blackstarx21. He was very important to Blackstarx21’s history and is said to be the one who created the “compund eye,” allowing others to preform magic as well. He uses brooms as a medium to conduct magic and perform literally hundreds of different magic spells at a given time. He speaks in an ancient and unknown language but doesn’t seem to have a hard time conversing with beings from other dimensions. Perhaps hoping dimensions is the reason why he’s lived for over a thousand years. The only word he chooses to use around us regular folk is “easy;” you hear it often when he preforms magic…… he might be a bit of a show off…… It’s rumored he helped another formee,One-strike, prevent a great disaster that almost befell this planet. “Easy”
This is Chack the Vast and tremendous. Chack is an ancient being (like Xieg) and one of the most powerful magic users on Blackstarx21. He was very important to Blackstarx21’s history and is said to be the one who created the “compund eye,” allowing others to preform magic as well. He uses brooms as a medium to conduct magic and perform literally hundreds of different magic spells at a given time. He speaks in an ancient and unknown language but doesn’t seem to have a hard time conversing with beings from other dimensions. Perhaps hoping dimensions is the reason why he’s lived for over a thousand years. The only word he chooses to use around us regular folk is “easy;” you hear it often when he preforms magic…… he might be a bit of a show off…… It’s rumored he helped another formee,One-strike, prevent a great disaster that almost befell this planet. “Easy”

This is Chack the Vast and tremendous.

Chack is an ancient being (like Xieg) and one of the most powerful magic users on Blackstarx21. He was very important to Blackstarx21’s history and is said to be the one who created the “compund eye,” allowing others to preform magic as well.

He uses brooms as a medium to conduct magic and perform literally hundreds of different magic spells at a given time. He speaks in an ancient and unknown language but doesn’t seem to have a hard time conversing with beings from other dimensions. Perhaps hoping dimensions is the reason why he’s lived for over a thousand years. The only word he chooses to use around us regular folk is “easy;” you hear it often when he preforms magic…… he might be a bit of a show off……

It’s rumored he helped another formee,One-strike, prevent a great disaster that almost befell this planet.

“Easy”

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!! MASTER ON HAS RETURNED!!! Yes! This is the leader of the infamous Woo Tongue ninja clan, Master ON (omega ninja) and he does not play games. Master ON can be rather intimidating at times but you could tell he cares for all those under his tutelage. However, after spending much time with a mysterious man, the masters kindness has all but vanished. Master ON is rarely seen these days even by his own subordiniates. The only one to know his exact location is his most trusted archninja the Duelbryd.  As head ninja of the Woo Tongue Clan, Master ON has perfected every technique know to ninja kind. His specialty is origami, or paper magic. He can create virtually anything out of paper and has been known to cleave diamonds in two with the flick of his wrist. Master ON is also in possession of a magical ninja relic known as the “Copyright Eye Patch.” It *cough* allows him to further breakdown his opponents movements *hack cough* and even steal their original techniques. This in combination with his ability to form almost any weapon is the reason why he is referred to as the Omega-Class Ninja. How the hell did Zig’s cult get a hold of this guy….. “Join”
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!! MASTER ON HAS RETURNED!!! Yes! This is the leader of the infamous Woo Tongue ninja clan, Master ON (omega ninja) and he does not play games. Master ON can be rather intimidating at times but you could tell he cares for all those under his tutelage. However, after spending much time with a mysterious man, the masters kindness has all but vanished. Master ON is rarely seen these days even by his own subordiniates. The only one to know his exact location is his most trusted archninja the Duelbryd.  As head ninja of the Woo Tongue Clan, Master ON has perfected every technique know to ninja kind. His specialty is origami, or paper magic. He can create virtually anything out of paper and has been known to cleave diamonds in two with the flick of his wrist. Master ON is also in possession of a magical ninja relic known as the “Copyright Eye Patch.” It *cough* allows him to further breakdown his opponents movements *hack cough* and even steal their original techniques. This in combination with his ability to form almost any weapon is the reason why he is referred to as the Omega-Class Ninja. How the hell did Zig’s cult get a hold of this guy….. “Join”

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!!! MASTER ON HAS RETURNED!!!

Yes! This is the leader of the infamous Woo Tongue ninja clan, Master ON (omega ninja) and he does not play games.

Master ON can be rather intimidating at times but you could tell he cares for all those under his tutelage. However, after spending much time with a mysterious man, the masters kindness has all but vanished. Master ON is rarely seen these days even by his own subordiniates. The only one to know his exact location is his most trusted archninja the Duelbryd. 

As head ninja of the Woo Tongue Clan, Master ON has perfected every technique know to ninja kind. His specialty is origami, or paper magic. He can create virtually anything out of paper and has been known to cleave diamonds in two with the flick of his wrist. Master ON is also in possession of a magical ninja relic known as the “Copyright Eye Patch.” It *cough* allows him to further breakdown his opponents movements *hack cough* and even steal their original techniques. This in combination with his ability to form almost any weapon is the reason why he is referred to as the Omega-Class Ninja.

How the hell did Zig’s cult get a hold of this guy…..

“Join”

SHHHH!!! Do you hear that?!?! I think we’re surrounded…… These are the infamous ninja of the Woo Tounge clan, the NINPO!!! Ninpo are quite skilled at the art of stealth and spy missions. They can traverse virtually any surface and have a variety of deadly weapons at their disposal.  They belong to the same ninja clan as these two jokers, though they are of much lower rank. They’re more like ninja grunts than anything else, (“henchmen” is a much nicer word for it) The Ninpo spend most of their days training, they rarely leave their mountain temple unless its to go on a mission, or defend their territory.  In the past Ninpo were well known for being quite mischievous.  Pranks were a good way to test their skills and provided a much needed break from the monotony of ninja life. They also had a tendency to shout outdated “buzz-words”of the current era. Some of their more obnoxious catchphrases were “Gnarly,”“Radical,” and most recently “Cowabunga.” However, recent changes in the world have affected the Woo Toungue clan and have altered the Ninpo to their current monochromatic state. They no longer desire for mischief or play. All that’s left for them is training and serving their master…. Times are a changin’ folks…. “OBEY!”
SHHHH!!! Do you hear that?!?! I think we’re surrounded…… These are the infamous ninja of the Woo Tounge clan, the NINPO!!! Ninpo are quite skilled at the art of stealth and spy missions. They can traverse virtually any surface and have a variety of deadly weapons at their disposal.  They belong to the same ninja clan as these two jokers, though they are of much lower rank. They’re more like ninja grunts than anything else, (“henchmen” is a much nicer word for it) The Ninpo spend most of their days training, they rarely leave their mountain temple unless its to go on a mission, or defend their territory.  In the past Ninpo were well known for being quite mischievous.  Pranks were a good way to test their skills and provided a much needed break from the monotony of ninja life. They also had a tendency to shout outdated “buzz-words”of the current era. Some of their more obnoxious catchphrases were “Gnarly,”“Radical,” and most recently “Cowabunga.” However, recent changes in the world have affected the Woo Toungue clan and have altered the Ninpo to their current monochromatic state. They no longer desire for mischief or play. All that’s left for them is training and serving their master…. Times are a changin’ folks…. “OBEY!”

SHHHH!!! Do you hear that?!?! I think we’re surrounded……

These are the infamous ninja of the Woo Tounge clan, the NINPO!!! Ninpo are quite skilled at the art of stealth and spy missions. They can traverse virtually any surface and have a variety of deadly weapons at their disposal. 

They belong to the same ninja clan as these two jokers, though they are of much lower rank. They’re more like ninja grunts than anything else, (“henchmen” is a much nicer word for it) The Ninpo spend most of their days training, they rarely leave their mountain temple unless its to go on a mission, or defend their territory. 

In the past Ninpo were well known for being quite mischievous.  Pranks were a good way to test their skills and provided a much needed break from the monotony of ninja life. They also had a tendency to shout outdated “buzz-words”of the current era. Some of their more obnoxious catchphrases were “Gnarly,”“Radical,” and most recently “Cowabunga.” However, recent changes in the world have affected the Woo Toungue clan and have altered the Ninpo to their current monochromatic state. They no longer desire for mischief or play. All that’s left for them is training and serving their master….

Times are a changin’ folks….

“OBEY!”

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma
thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

we-are-star-stuff: This bizarre looking thing is “Ata the humanoid”, a mummified corpse found in the Atacama Desert ten years ago. It’s strange appearance led to many calling it an “alien”, claiming it as proof that extraterrestrials have visited Earth. Well, it’s finally been submitted to a battery of tests and the results show it to be fully human. DNA analysis has even managed to pinpoint the location and nationality of its mother. The results do suggest that it was once alive and human, not a hoax, and so asks more questions than they answer. The bone analysis suggests that this is not a fetus, but a child between the ages of 6-8. The specimen has just ten ribs (as opposed to 12), is just six inches long and has severe facial deformities. These symptoms do not match up to any known genetic disorder and experts have no idea how such a severely deformed and tiny child could have lived to age six. More info here. (via IFLS)
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we-are-star-stuff:

This bizarre looking thing is “Ata the humanoid”, a mummified corpse found in the Atacama Desert ten years ago. It’s strange appearance led to many calling it an “alien”, claiming it as proof that extraterrestrials have visited Earth.

Well, it’s finally been submitted to a battery of tests and the results show it to be fully human. DNA analysis has even managed to pinpoint the location and nationality of its mother. The results do suggest that it was once alive and human, not a hoax, and so asks more questions than they answer.

The bone analysis suggests that this is not a fetus, but a child between the ages of 6-8. The specimen has just ten ribs (as opposed to 12), is just six inches long and has severe facial deformities. These symptoms do not match up to any known genetic disorder and experts have no idea how such a severely deformed and tiny child could have lived to age six.

More info here.

(via IFLS)

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